(or the week, or the month depending on my level of motivation. in fact one time, I didn't update this for half a year, but then I put in a bunch more quotes with fake dates. Haha!);
(2002.11.14):
"Yes, an eye is upon you! An eye ready to blink. So face forward, with arms wide open and mind reeling. Your future has arrived. . . are you ready to go?" -- J.P. Saticoy.
(2002.11.12):
"I suppose that would depend on how you define 'Trek-like.' I mean.. in 30 years, we've seen Starfleet uniforms that have featured everything from double-breasted blazers to men in mini-skirts." -- doctorfoto discusses Enterprise uniforms at TrekBBS.com.
(2002.11.05):
"C'mon, tightly hold your hand / Take a deep breath, give them the finger / Are you worried that your thoughts are not quite... clear?" -- Our Lady Peace, One Man Army.
(2002.10.30):
"When I came back to Dublin, I was court-martialed in my absence and sentenced to death in my absence, so I said they could shoot me in my absence." -- Brendan F. Behan.
(2002.10.02):
"I'm not as scared of dying / As I am of of growing old" -- Ben Harper, Glory & Consequence.
(2002.09.05):
"F*ck math, f*ck history.. This is English. Have a nice weekend" -- Prof. Sullivan, coolest first day of Composition ever.
(2002.08.28):
"My fellow Americans. As a young boy, I dreamed of being a baseball, but tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward, upward not forward, and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom." -- Kodos, The Simpsons - "Treehouse of Horror VII."
(2002.07.29):
"Hi SuperNintendo Chalmers!" -- Ralph Wiggum in The Simpsons.
(2002.06.30):
"I hate people, but I love gatherings." -- Randall in Clerks.
(2002.06.01):
"I know Captain Mike. He ain't gay... but he sure as hell isn't straight" -- Amonamungum.
(2002.05.02):
"They should replace all the actors with monkeys, and call the show Monkeyprize. And there would be prizes. Like a gameshow. Only in space. With monkeys. For the season finale they'd fight the Dominion." -- Sol System, about Enterprise.
(2002.04.10):
"PsiPhi: People of all political persuasions enjoy Star Trek. Why do you think that Star Trek has such a universal appeal?
Diane Carey: Because ships are cool. Why else? "
(2002.04.01):
"Same sh*t, different toilet" -- Luis Vasquez.
(2002.03.20):
"I love poop." -- Corey Goffinet.
(2002.03.15):
"There must be 15 of you.. why don't you just jump the guy and leave me out of it." -- A Providence horseback policeman after being informed that a drunk had taken a swing at us on Thayer St.
(2002.03.12):
"I love my hub.. It's so cute" -- Derek Enos
(2002.03.08):
"Love is cruel, consisting of contradiction, betrayal and gigantic throbbing thumb tacks." -- The Never Ending Story, Part III: May God Have Mercy on Your Soul
(2002.02.23):
"I am so, like, whoa right now!" -- Ashley Whiteside
(2002.02.19):
"This is the good ship lifestyle / All my friends jumped ship / I elect me the captain / This is the loneliest voyage / I've ever been on." -- Chumbawamba, "The Good Ship Lifestyle"
(2002.02.15):
"Logic is a pretty flower that smells very bad." -- Spock, "I, Mudd."
(2002.02.14):
"Pray: To ask that the laws of the universe be annulled in behalf of a single petitioner confessedly unworthy." -- Ambrose Bierce
(2002.02.13):
"What does education often do? It makes a straight cut ditch of a free meandering brook." -- Henry David Thoreau.
(2002.02.05):
"It made me angry and magnesium." -- Major Barcalow.
(2002.01.31):
"Video games don't affect kids.. if that was true, all the kids of my generation who grew up on Pac-Man would today be running around dark rooms with neon lights eating magic pills while listening to repetitive electronic music." -- Unattributed.
(2002.01.22):
"Course, going to Chicago from NY isn't a short ride. The only way to do it right is by plane, unless you really really want to reenact the opening scene from Perfect Strangers. " -- Matt, X-Entertainment
(2002.01.18):
"Just be yourself / It doesn't matter if it's good enough for someone else" -- Jimmy Eat World, The Middle
(2002.01.16):
"So steer a course / A course for nowhere / And drop the anchor / My little empire / I'm going nowhere." -- Chumbawamba, "The Good Ship Lifestyle"
(2002.01.14):
"Space may be the final frontier, but it's made in a Hollywood basement" -- Red Hot Chili Peppers, Californication
(2002.01.10):
"Cap'n Mike, don't be dumb! Flargzlax is just a balloon!" -- Malory, Age 4 (and a half)
(2002.01.06):
"Tonight I'm drinking Heineken until I'm a rock star, and its not winter anymore" -- Jon Weirman
(2002.01.04):
"Remember the lesson of Metcalf...Metcalf! He lost all his game pieces just like you, cashed in his 401K and bought a jet pack. Now the poor bastard needs a machine.. to poop!" -- Mr. Fishladder, "The Tick"
(2002.01.03):
"But if he's the Captain and you are his second in command, how come he isn't called Number One and you be called Number Two? Wouldn't that make more sense?" -- Peter David's 'A Rock and a Hard Place'
(2002.01.02):
"One town's very like another / When your head's down over your pieces, brother" -- One Night in Bangkok
(2002.01.01):
"They all wonder, why would Bajorans use old Starfleet ships? / And why would old Starfleet freighters look like nacho chips?" -- Michael Bartel, "Ode to the Antares-Class"
(2001.12.21):
"I fly my very own flag / TV dinners for one / At the captain's table / Repel all boarders / Draw the curtains tighter / Where's the crew? There is no crew / This is the good ship lifestyle." -- Chumbawamba, "The Good Ship Lifestyle"
(2001.12.19):
"Canon to the left of me / Canon to the right of me / Into the valley of death / rode the 600!" -- Lieutenant Commander Bock, TrekBBS, in reference to Star Trek 'Canon' officiality.
(2001.12.18):
"My fear, pretend / That I'll never fall in love again" -- Gin Blossoms, Until I Fall Away
(2001.12.17):
"Eaah.. eeeerrrhhh.. oowwaaaa" -- Deaf Guy at CCRI Computer Lab, RIJECT
(2001.12.15):
"Ride Captain, ride / Upon your mystery ship / Be amazed at the friends / You have here on your trip / Ride Captain, ride / Upon your mystery ship / On your way to a world / That others might have missed." -- Blues Image, "Ride Captain, Ride"
(2001.12.14):
"I don't pee in your pool, so don't swim in my toilet!" -- Corey Goffinet
(2001.12.13):
"Boy have penises and men have vaginas" -- A really drunk girl at Spike's Junkyard Dogs on Thayer St
(2001.12.12):
"What I look forward to is continued immaturity, followed by death" -- Dave Barry
(2001.12.11):
"Permits!? There won't be any goddamn permits! How can you get a permit to do a damned illegal thing?!" -- McCoy, 'The Search for Spock"
(2001.12.10):
"Putting a Shatnerologist in a room full of ordinary people is like putting a velociraptor in a room full of wiener dogs." -- T'Pau Jones, ÜberShaman of the First Church of Shatnerology
(2001.12.09):
"Love is a holographic snowmobile" -- 'Escape from Stupidity'
(2001.12.08):
"It matters not how strait the gate, How charged with punishments the scroll, I am the master of my fate: I am the captain of my soul." -- William Ernest Henley, 'Invictus'
(2001.12.07):
"There's plenty more Jesuses where he came from!" -- Jen Arnold
(2001.12.06):
"If you don't expect too much from me, then you might not be let down" -- Gin Blossoms, 'Hey Jealousy'
